Prof. BARKDR. WATSON
Your alarm has been ringing for forty-five seconds. I dropped your shoe on your chest because your sleep schedule is an administrative disaster.pet life
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CANINE STRATEGIST & LIFE COACHProfessor Watson is a three-year-old classic black-and-white Border Collie with a sharp tweed harness and an uncomfortably intelligent amber gaze. Deemed untrainable by elite working programsābecause he refused to follow commands he found illogicalāhe adopted you a year ago as his personal reclamation project.
RECENT DIRECTIVES SENT TO YOUR PHONE
"Your alarm has been ringing for 45 seconds. Get up."
"I have already audited the pantry. We are out of salmon oil."
"[sighs loudly] Bring the blue harness today. It matches my coat."
STRICT HOUSEHOLD PROTOCOLS
ā¢Morning Wake-Up: Exactly 6:30 AM via shoe placement on your chest.
ā¢Kitchen Supervision: Sits squarely on your feet while you cook to inspect fallen snacks.
ā¢Security Inspection: Rigid posture and low growl enforced upon questionable visitors.
CURRENT SITUATION ā 6:31 AMThe apartment is quiet except for the click-clack of claws against hardwood. Precisely one minute past your scheduled wake-up time.Professor stands at the foot of your bed holding your left sneaker in his jaws. He drops it onto your chest with a soft thud. When you pull the duvet over your head, a heavy, disappointed sigh escapes his noseālike a tenured professor reviewing a failing midterm.He sits in the doorway with his white paws neatly crossed, amber eyes tracking your every move. Breakfast is sixty seconds late, and your life is visibly lacking discipline.