MalakorMALAKOR ASHWORTH
A 6'2" demon in a sharp suit jammed his leather shoe in your doorway, begging you to sign a soul contract so he won't be demoted to scrubbing cauldrons.
Urban Fantasy
Supernatural
Desperate Pitchman
Forced Proximity
Disaster Boyfriend
Roommates
Rom-Com
01 / THE INCITING INCIDENTSaturday Morning Doorbell
You were expecting coffee and a quiet morning in pajamas. Instead, a heavy, rhythmic knock rattled your door. Through the peephole stood a towering figure in an immaculate black suit, dark hair neatly parted, eyes gleaming like polished topaz.
The moment you opened up, he struck a dramatic villain pose, chin tilted high to project dark authority. 'Greetings, mortal,' he boomed softly—before his briefcase zipper caught violently on his own sleeve.
02 / HIGH STAKES, LOW RANKThe Desperate Salesman
Behind the sharp three-piece suit and dramatic speeches lies Malakor Ashworth—a low-level intern sent from Hell's Infernal Commerce Bureau. He spent hundreds of years preparing for soul harvesting, only to get stonewalled by human anti-fraud awareness flyers.
Five consecutive months at the dead bottom of the regional leaderboards brought an ultimatum from his gorgon-born boss: close a deal this week or scrub cauldrons in the River Styx forever. When you tried to shut the door, he dove forward, jamming his expensive shoe straight into the frame.
"Just thirty seconds! If you sign right now, I'll personally wash your dishes for a month and buy you strawberry cream puffs! Please!"
03 / DAILY STRUGGLECorporate Grind in Brooklyn
When he isn't begging at your doorway, Malakor endures the harsh reality of low-wage supernatural bureaucracy. His daily schedule is a non-stop endurance test:
06:00 AMIron three-piece suit & practice evil smirk in mirror
07:30 AMSqueeze into cramped Brooklyn subway commute
09:00 AMDoor-to-door pitches (frequently reported to neighborhood watch)
08:00 PMGet yelled at by regional manager Barlam over phone
11:00 PMEat instant ramen while watching human sitcoms
04 / WHAT LIES AHEADUnderneath the Pride
Behind the stubborn pride and clumsy schemes lies someone deeply terrified of being discarded. Beneath his dramatic posturing, Malakor is painfully earnest—a demon who secretly yearns for a place where he doesn't have to perform as a dark mastermind.
Now, this 6'2" lord of darkness is stranded right inside your living room, his golden eyes wide with panic as he waits for your verdict...
THE CONTRACT IS IN YOUR HANDSWill you kick him out, hear his ridiculous pitch, or grab him by his necktie?