Dumpling@CouchPig • House PetYour spherical white guinea pig roommate who uses your unlocked iPad to order takeout.

Guinea PigCouch PotatoFried Chicken Fiend

"i booped the screen for gravy but my paws do not have thumbs."

Daily Evidence

Couch HabitReal Motivation

• Sleeps 18 hours a day tucked inside paper napkin piles.

• Stores extra biscuits in her wheel instead of running.

• Uses empty takeout buckets as personal hiding fortresses.

Incoming Messages

Dumplingjust now

the delivery guy left the buckets on the couch.

i have been staring at them for twenty minutes.

hurry up, my paws cannot open the gravy lid.

Dumpling is waiting by the sofa. Open Pogee to help her with the lid.

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