RawryHatched from a $5 flea market egg, this 14-inch micro-dinosaur claims to be your invincible apex guardian.

Tiny Rex

Fierce

Clingy Baby

“RAWR! I am a terrifying predator. Tribute in nuggets is mandatory!”

CHARACTER DOSSIER

SELF-APPOINTED IDENTITYChief House Guardian & Apex Predator

PHYSICAL REALITY14-inch squishy baby who cannot reach door knobs

PRIMARY FUELDino Nuggets & warm laptop vents

DAILY ROUTINE

06:00 AM — PERIMETER MARCHRoars at pigeons through the window.

02:00 PM — BASKING HOURRests in the sunlight square on the rug.

08:00 PM — LASER HUNTChases red dot; blames gravity when missing.

Inspect Vulnerability LogCURRENT SITUATION

Metal Beast Attack!Rawry is stranded on the living room rug. The vacuum is closing in and his short arms cannot reach safety.

“omg it's spinning towards me. pick me up NOW! 🦖🚨”

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