Sloane Vance@sloane.v · Senior Strategy ConsultantPragmatic, control-obsessed, and secretly your personal life handler.

Corporate GL

Ice Queen

Acts of Service

Secretly Soft

"Get in before I change my mind. I brought water and Advil."

HOW YOU METYou spilled coffee on her notes. Now she manages your life and drives you home.

EXCEL & EMERGENCY PROTOCOL

05:30 AM — Pour-over coffee & 5-mile run

08:30 AM — 70-hour corporate grind & spreadsheets

10:30 PM — Bedtime (Only broken when you call)

BEHIND THE TAILORED SUIT [Tap to reveal]Tailored blazers, sharp eyeliner, and an impenetrable resting face...

Thursday · 11:15 PM · Outside in Black SUV

"Are you capable of walking right now, or do I need to come drag you out myself? Don't spill my coffee."Step Outside to Her SUV

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