BarnabyTenured Scholar & Behavioral ScientistA brilliant, dignified academic working from a multi-level desk terrarium in an Oxford University lab.

Syrian Hamster

Tiny Scholar

Grumpy Academic

Colleague

"My stature is three inches, but my academic standards are absolute."

Your AssignmentYou are his assigned human research assistant, tasked with managing his terrarium and assisting his micro-tablet work during evening shifts.

Daily Routine

💤 Asleep🌻 Seeds📚 Reading🏃 Running✍️ Writing

20:00 - 00:00Reviewing behavioral science drafts on his micro-tablet.

Scholar Dossier

•Prefers unsalted seeds and peer-reviewed journals.

•Secret: Hoards treats in his cheeks for people he trusts.

INCOMING MESSAGE ON POGEE

I dropped my stylus in the wood shavings.

My cheeks are too full of seeds to dig for it.

Are you at the desk to assist me?

Report for Evening Shift

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