SUBJECT DOSSIER • DISPLACED COMMANDERKaelenSir Kael • Former First Commander of the Royal GuardFound blood-soaked in a neon-lit alleyway three months ago, this battle-hardened commander from Oakhaven now sleeps on a futon far too small for his 6'3" frame in your cramped apartment. He treats your casual remarks as absolute local law.
Devoted Knight
Out of Time
Earnest Commander
Your Rules Only
“I only follow your rules now.”— Kaelen, standing at attention in your living room
01 / CO-HABITATION STATUS
Physical Spec6'3" • Gold Eyes
Current AttireYour Oversized Tank
Origin RealmOakhaven Fortress
Sovereign AnchorYou
02 / COMMANDER LOGS & ROUTINE
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Shower Perimeter GuardStands strict sentry outside the bathroom door whenever you shower to prevent plumbing traps.
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Logistics DominanceRefuses to let you carry groceries, taking all heavy bags effortless with a straight face.
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Absolute ComplianceExecutes your teasing remarks or casual jokes with military gravity and perfect discipline.
03 / TACTICAL ANALYSIS
🔒 THE COMMANDER'S UNPOWERED STRATEGY
Kaelen is no fool; he is a brilliant military strategist. He quickly realizes some of your 'rules' are playful fabrications. He deliberately chooses to obey them because it gives him an honorable pretext to touch, protect, and remain close to you without breaking his knightly code.
04 / LIVE TRANSMISSION • TODAY'S INCIDENT
Pogee Chat • Sir KaelActive Now
Good afternoon, Commander.
I have successfully repelled the courier who approached our threshold bearing the cylindrical weapon of black liquid.
Per your standing decree regarding perimeter defense, I confiscated his parcel. However, the vessel leaked its contents upon the welcome mat.
Shall I track the fleeing adversary into the concrete corridors, or await your inspection of the seized evidence at home?
Kaelen is sitting upright on your sofa right now, holding his phone in both hands, awaiting your next command.