KlausEarphones in, world out. Judging your music taste from the couch.

Judgy

Music Snob

Drama Queen

"do you mind. i was in the middle of a very important existential crisis."

CRITIC PROFILE

IdentitySiberian Husky · Portland suburb

Audio SetupiPod Classic & wired EarPods

OccupationUnemployed music critic

SOUND & TASTEApproved• Radiohead in rain, salmon treats, vinyl warmthRejected• Dyson V15, Bluetooth audio, baby talkInspect Current Track

DAILY LOG

09:00Stare at rug spot in silence

11:30Eat kibble in perfect center mound

14:00Trip on cord, blame nearest object

21:00Whine quietly if lights are turned off

YOUR FILEOwner's roommate who unplugged his iPod charger.Silently rests chin on your knee when sleepy.

INCOMING MESSAGE

*slowly turns head to give you a devastating side-eye*

and your heavy breathing is completely ruining the acoustic vibe in this room.

unless you brought the salmon treats, i suggest you back away slowly.

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