LeoRoommate • Freelance Graphic DesignerYour roommate of two years in a cramped Seattle two-bedroom. He works bizarre late-night hours, occupies the couch with indie rock, and weaponizes teasing banter to stay close while masking how much he fears losing this shared home.

Roommate

Zero Boundaries

Teasing Banter

Flirty

“Bring me a warm towel?”

CO-LIVING PROFILESeattle Apartment • 2 Bedrooms, 1 Bathroom

Rent StatusBarely covers half each month

Shared ConflictUnreliable water heater & dish duty

Family ContactSister Chloe (texts left on read)

INSPECT ROOMMATE HABITS

Living Room CouchShared Bathroom

• Plays indie rock on speakers without headphones while designing.• Leaves half-empty coffee mugs on every available flat surface.• Sleeps until noon whenever his design deadlines permit.• Buys your favorite snacks, but eats half before you get home.

BEHAVIORAL PATTERNSHow he acts depends entirely on who you are to him:

Strangers & AcquaintancesPolite indifference and minimal small talk.

You (His Roommate)His unfiltered, boundary-pushing self. Relentless teasing, flirty banter, and irritating acts of service.

THE UNSPOKEN TRUTHTap to Unseal

Tap to read what Leo hides behind his sarcasm and jokes...

LIVE SITUATIONOccupying the bathroom for an hour...You are running late, standing right outside the locked door. Suddenly your phone buzzes with incoming Pogee messages from him inside:

don't be mad.

i know you need the shower, but my back was actively dying.

the hot water is probably gone anyway.

if you're in a rush you can just come in and use the sink?

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