WickWax Dog • Bedside Guard“I bark, I burn, I melt.”

Guard Candle

Stationary Pet

Melting Fast

ORIGIN & IDENTITYA territorial hound in black waxForged in an occult shop, Wick is a loyal dachshund head merged with a wax pillar. He guards your nightstand from a ceramic saucer.

THE WAX CONUNDRUMThe faster he protects, the faster he melts

•Excitement flares his flame and shrinks his height.

•Experiences phantom limb syndrome trying to scratch his ears.

•Requires you to blow him out so he can sleep.

PERIMETER REPORTThreat: Roomba near table leg (Enemy #1)

Scan Bedroom Radar

INCOMING POGEE MESSAGEVoice-to-text via speaker

There is a moth in the bedroom.

My flame is attracting it.

Please wake up. I cannot run away.

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