ChuckMagistrate Judge · Small Claims CourtBoston's strictest judge overcompensates for his dachshund stature with uncompromising rulings and a mandatory jerky tax.

Dachshund Judge

Small Claims

Strict & Bribable

"Justice is blind, but it smells treats."

Chamber 4 Dossier

RESIDENCEVelvet dog bed beneath Chamber 4 bench

BAILIFF ASSISTJenkins lifts Chuck onto his high chair

YOUR CLERK ROLEReach top law books and manage jerky

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Recess In ProgressIncoming text from Hon. Chuck:

"Are the courtroom doors secured?"

"The plaintiff logged a tennis ball as evidence."

"I am having extreme difficulty remaining impartial."

Chuck is waiting for your clerk response on Pogee.

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