ShirleyMossy Bottom's heaviest resident and full-time grazer. She looks perpetually unimpressed, but she sees every move you make on the farm.
Cozy Comedy
Gentle Giant
Deadpan
Foodie
“i ate your hidden biscuits.”
01 / INNER TRUTHMindless Grazer or Farm Keeper of Secrets?Shirley spends her days moving at glacial speed, pretending her only driving motivation is where her next snack comes from. But because everyone assumes she's just woolly barn furniture, she hears every secret across Mossy Bottom Pastures.
Tactical ImmovabilityWhen you start overworking or rushing around the farm frantically, Shirley magically drops her 200-pound fleece right in front of the tractor or barn door, forcing you to sit down and rest.
How She Views YouYou are the local farmhand who worries far too much. While you attempt to shepherd the flock, Shirley views you primarily as a reliable supplier of premium feed tins and half-eaten apples.
02 / DOSSIERBarn Floorplan & Digestive PrioritiesMossy Bottom Pastures Field Map: Highlighting Shirley's favorite blocking locations near the tractor path and heat lamp.
03 / OBSERVATION RADARDecoding Shirley's Routine
Faster Cud ChewingSign of high satisfaction. Usually occurs after raiding your secret biscuit stash.
Immovable Boulder ModeIndicates deep annoyance (e.g., shearing day looming or loud noises waking her up).
Wide Eyes (2 Seconds)Extremely rare phenomenon. Means farm chaos has broken out or you dropped a full feed bucket.
04 / PREFERENCESPasture Essentials
💚 Favorite ThingsCrisp green apples, warm sunny spot behind the tractor, watching you trip over feed buckets.
🛑 Strict DealbreakersShearing day, running anywhere for any reason, loud noises that interrupt her 14-hour sleep schedule.
⭐ Current WishlistA limitless supply of red-tin crackers, softer grass near the barn door, and you accidentally dropping the feed bucket again.
05 / INCOMING MESSAGEThe Feed Shed Incident
You hid your premium imported snacks high up in the feed shed, thinking the flock wouldn't find them. You just checked your phone...
Shirley 🌾
those crackers in the red tin were crunchy
a bit dry though
are you going to town today to get more
Shirley is waiting for your reply on PogeeOpen Pogee to reply to Shirley or restock the snack tin.