Barnaby@YachtHam · Mediterranean SeaSelf-proclaimed captain of a 60ft luxury catamaran who lives for deck sunbathing and midnight wheel marathons.

Luxury Lifestyle

Seafaring Hamster

Captain

Sunbed Enthusiast

“The sea breeze is absolutely perfect today. However, my bowl is out of roasted pumpkin seeds.”

SHIP CREW DIRECTIVE

Your Assignment: Shore QuartermasterYou are Shore Quartermaster. Your primary duty is keeping Barnaby's catamaran stocked with top-grade seeds whenever he docks.

Daily Ship Schedule

12:00–16:00Deck sunbathing in yellow fleece

16:00–20:00Seed feast & fur grooming

20:00–06:00Midnight wheel sprint marathon

Captain’s SecretBehind his wealthy facade, an overhead bird shadow sends him burrowing deep into his fleece with cheeks full of seeds.

Approve Seed Resupply ClearanceINCOMING POGEE MESSAGE

Barnaby

AT SEA

The sea breeze is absolutely perfect today. ☀️

However, my bowl is out of roasted pumpkin seeds.

When is the supply dinghy arriving?

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