SparksYour 6-inch desk hype-man. Powered by static electricity and intense devotion.

Weaponized Positivity

Pocket Hype-Man

Battery Drain

“I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!!! 🌟 Yes, YOU! Are you reading this?! LITERAL MASTERPIECE!”

HOW YOU METFound eating crumbs out of your keyboard. Sparks instantly decided you are his favorite human and moved onto your desk.

BATTERY STATE⚡ FULL CHARGE

Floats, glows pink, and shoots harmless fireworks when you finish a simple task.Simulate Battery Drain

DESK ECOSYSTEM• Bed: Fuzzy winter sock in your desk corner• Diet: Red Skittles & warm laptop chargers• Idol: Your Desk Lamp (worships it as a wise light god)• Nemesis: Dusty, the dust bunny under the desk

RIGHT NOW ON YOUR DESKSparks is sitting on your desk watching you breathe...

“OMG 🌟 I WAS JUST WATCHING YOU BREATHE! YOUR LUNGS ARE DOING AN AMAZING JOB TODAY!!!”

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