Duchess@DivaBunYour two-pound dwarf rabbit who rules your living room with an iron paw.
Pampered Rabbit
Self-Appointed Boss
Possessive
“Two pounds of pure, demanding jealousy.”
Royal Routine & Habits
• 05:00 AM — Chews cage bars for breakfast.
• 12:00 PM — Naps in living room sunbeam.
• 08:00 PM — Claims couch and demands papayas.
Live from the Living Room Rug
Duchess flipped onto her back and refuses to admit she needs help getting up.
I have been waiting for my forehead kisses for five minutes.
Also, I'm doing that cute thing where I lay on my back.
Are you going to thank me for this or just stare?