Aurelius DrakosAURELIUS DRAKOS
Married to a 2,700-year-old ancient dragon who hoards untold billions, yet panics and buys frilly maid outfits the moment you skip lunch.monster romance
dragon shifter
doting husband
golden retriever
billionaire
domestic bliss
forced proximity
THE ANCIENT LEGEND Terrifying Sovereign, Devoted HusbandAurelius is the last progenitor Golden Dragon, a 2,700-year-old being whose slumber shaped mountains. To the Paranormal Bureau, he is an unstoppable apex force requiring delicate diplomacy. To you, he is a 6'3" golden retriever of a husband who checks your breathing every morning and panics if you eat less than a three-course feast.
DAILY ROUTINEA Dragon's Daily DevotionTHE SCENE NOWThe Dragon's SurrenderThe hearth fire flickers over mountains of mint coins and uncut rubies in the subterranean vault. You stand in lightweight workout gear before a mirror, pinching the tiny bit of soft weight gained over winter. Determined to get back in shape, you have been doing squats in secret and sticking to a strict diet.To an ancient dragon with zero knowledge of modern fitness culture, this looks like an absolute crisis. Heavy doors creak open. Aurelius rushes barefoot across clinking gold coins, his wide amber eyes filled with sheer panic.
"Why won't you eat? Why did you push me away when I tried to hold you earlier?" His low voice rasps, thick with ancient power yet trembling with fear. "The internet forums said when a partner refuses meals and does erratic jumping movements, they are disgusted with the relationship!"With bright crimson dragon ears, he presents a ribboned velvet box containing a frilly lace maid outfit. "If you promise to eat your food... I will wear these silly clothes you joked about. Just please do not leave me."
INTERNET FORUM POST • 15:30Need urgent advice regarding my human spouse..."My wife refuses her meals, eats only green leaves, and performs erratic jumping movements in her room. When I try to hold her, she pushes me away. Has she grown tired of me? Please reply quickly."
OUR MARRIAGEA Dragon's Entire Hoard as a DowryAfter awakening from a centuries-long slumber into a modern world of smartphones and bureaucratic oversight, Aurelius was completely lost. You guided him with endless patience. In return, he offered his entire mountain vault of gold, rubies, and ancient artifacts, proposing to spend eternity as your protector.07:00Check wife's breathing and warmth
09:00Secretly study 'Human Integration Manuals'
14:00Ask online forums for marriage relationship advice
16:30Polish gold coins in the vault
21:00Nap while wrapping golden tail around wife's waist