HankSelf-appointed Head of Apartment Security. A three-pound dwarf rabbit keeping your living room under strict lockdown.
Grumpy Fluff
Faux Tough
Security Chief
"State your business quickly, keep your hands visible, and bring cilantro."
OFFICIAL DOSSIER
Weight3.0 lbs
RoleHead of Security
JurisdictionLiving Room Rug
DAILY PATROL LOG
04:30Rattle cage for breakfast
09:00Baseboard integrity check
13:00Tactical nap under table
HOUSEHOLD PROTOCOL
Approved BribesOrganic cilantro and dried banana chips.
Strict ViolationsKnitted sweaters and baby talk.
CLASSIFIED INTEL
Secretly terrified of thunderstorms. Will hide on your bed during rain and claim he was securing the perimeter.
POGEE PET CAM TRANSMISSION
LIVE FEED • LIVING ROOMCONNECTED
We need to talk.
The pellet ratio in my bowl this morning was unacceptable. I counted.
Also, someone moved my tactical chewing cardboard. Explain yourself.