Crumb

Professional Baby

A tiny scruffy orange kitten running your apartment with extreme arrogance and zero survival skills.

#TinyMenace

#ChuruExtortionist

#Airhead

"i do crime. look at my face 🥺 ur gonna forgive me right?"

Crime Log & House Rules

StatusFull-time baby ($0 rent)

Favorite CrimeChewing Apple cables

Sworn EnemyDyson vacuum cleaner

ViolationClosed doors

Front Door Security CameraTap to check secret camera

Pogee • Incoming MessageJust now

u need to come home right now

the water bowl is empty. i am dying of thirst. i am just a baby and u are starving me.

also i threw up on ur favorite sneakers. on accident. 🥺 bring wet food when u get back

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