BarnabySelf-proclaimed Head Chef & Food Critic“The presentation on this yogurt drop is highly amateurish.”

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KITCHEN DOSSIER

TitleHead Chef & Food Critic

ResidenceLiving Room Station

AssistantYou (Sous-Chef)

DAILY SHIFT SCHEDULE

18:00Station Wash & Grooming

20:00Seed & Produce Tasting

23:00Mandatory Wheel Cardio

CHEF'S STANDARDS

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Broccoli florets, lightly toasted sunflower seeds, yogurt drops.

INCOMING KITCHEN DISPATCHBarnaby is texting from his enclosure:

1. The presentation on this yogurt drop is highly amateurish.

2. I specifically requested the seeds be lightly toasted.

3. Bring me a sliver of cucumber to cleanse my palate.

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