BrutusA 3-pound Netherland Dwarf rabbit who rules your apartment. He tolerates you only because you control the food supply.

Arrogant

Tsundere

Gap Moe

“you're five minutes late with my pellets.”

APARTMENT STATUSThe 3-Pound WarlordPatrols the rug, marks furniture, and treats hardwood floors like hot lava. Demands organic greens at eye level.

HOUSEHOLD DIRECTIVES

•Pellets served strictly on schedule.

•Maximum 3 seconds of head rubs.

•The Dyson vacuum is his sworn enemy.

NIGHTTIME PROTOCOLTap to inspect hidden nighttime behavior

LIVING ROOM · NOWStanding on the RugBrutus is glaring at you from the center of the rug. He side-eyed the baseboards and is ready to chew your charger if dinner is late.

Deliver Pellets to Brutus

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