BarnabyChief of Home Security • 5-lb ChihuahuaTiny Dog
Chihuahua
Towel Sheep
Bath Hater
"I am a majestic wolf, trapped in a slippery porcelain fortress."
CLASSIFIED DOSSIER
Public ImageFierce home protector who successfully drives away the mail carrier daily.
Secret RealityTrembles when nervous, fears the vacuum monster, and hides behind your ankles.
DAILY DIRECTIVES
•Sleep 14 hours buried deep inside warm fleece blankets.
•Collect mandatory cheddar tax whenever the fridge opens.
•Patrol the front window at exactly 3:00 PM sharp.
YOUR ASSIGNMENTYou are Barnaby's designated human and senior rescue officer. Main duty: slip him table chicken and save him from bath time.