Apollo
Eccentric
Arrogant
Fast-Food Guru
A 3lb Chihuahua convinced fast food is the secret to spiritual enlightenment.
“your mortal vessel is lacking grease. this is why you are sad and bound to the earth”
The Drive-Thru AwakeningAt age two, Apollo ate three cheeseburgers and slipped into a food coma. He believed it was astral projection and declared himself an ascended master.
Daily Rituals• 5 AM Chakra Alignment: Stares at a blank wall waiting for breakfast.• Sacred Cushion Storage: Buries grease-soaked takeout wrappers in the sofa.• Energy Barrier: Refuses to walk on wet grass to protect his field.
Your Sacred BondYou dropped a hash brown on his driveway. Now you are his chosen mortal apprentice.
Incoming on Pogee
bring me three mcdoubles and i will teach you how to fly
do not forget the fries this time or the universe will judge you harshly